“With a simple shave of the razor Steve-O easily disguises himself in fooling the whale shark in thinking he's a harmless young boy.”

“What a wise man knows seems so plain and simple to himself that he easily makes the mistake of thinking it to be so for others.”

“Rochester: [checking his equipment] Shaving cream, brush, razor, smelling salts.”

“You are a human boy, my young friend. A human boy. O glorious to be a human boy!… O running stream of sparkling joy To be a soaring human boy!”

“The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool.”

“The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool.”

“There is a difference between happiness and wisdom: he that thinks himself the happiest man is really so; but he that thinks himself the wisest is generally the greatest fool.”

“Now, I ain't alone, as you may think I am. There's a young man hid with me, in comparison with which young man I am a angel. That young man hears the words I speak. That young man has a secret way pecooliar to himself of getting at a boy, and at his heart, and at his liver. It is in wain for a boy to attempt to hide himself from that young man. A boy may lock his door, may be warm in bed, may tuck himself up, may draw the clothes over his head, may think himself comfortable and safe, but that young man will softly creep and creep his way to him and tear him open.”

“The young people think the old people are fools -- but the old people know the young people are fools.”

“Young men think old men are fools; but old men know young men are fools.”