“This shirt is "dry-clean only"… Which means it's dirty.”
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Kris Kristofferson (1936) American country music singer, songwriter, musician, and film actor
Sunday Morning Comin' Down
Song lyrics, Kristofferson (1970)
“the sword also means clean-ness + death”
T. E. Lawrence book Seven Pillars of Wisdom
Motto on the cover of the first edition.
Seven Pillars of Wisdom (1922)
“How is it possible to find meaning in a finite world, given my waist and shirt size?”
Woody Allen (1935) American screenwriter, director, actor, comedian, author, playwright, and musician
“There was pride in the shirt. There was sweat in the shirt. There was blood in the shirt.”
Phil Brown (footballer) (1959) English association football player and manager
1-Oct-2005, Radio Derby
A good washing powder was required after the game.
“That’s what existence means: draining one’s own self dry without the sense of thirst.”
Jean Paul Sartre (1905–1980) French existentialist philosopher, playwright, novelist, screenwriter, political activist, biographer, and …
L. Neil Smith (1946) American writer
"Enquiring Minds and the Oil War," http://www.ncc-1776.org/tle2010/tle578-20100711-02.html 11 July 2010.
“I only regret that I have but one shirt to give for my country.”
Abbie Hoffman (1936–1989) American political and social activist
Post-trial statement (modeled after a quote by American revolutionary Nathan Hale), after being declared guilty of flag desecration for wearing a shirt that resembled an American flag (1968), quoted in "The Trial of Abbie Hoffman's Shirt" in The Huffington Post (8 June 2005) http://www.huffingtonpost.com/paul-krassner/the-trial-of-abbie-hoffma_b_2334.html.
Ignatius Sancho (1729–1780) British composer, writer and grocer
(from vol 2, letter 13: 29 Nov 1778, to Mr S___ in Madras) [this Mr S___ was Julius Soubise, former London playboy, who slowly made a new life for himself in India after fleeing England in 1777 due to a rape accusation]