“If this is justice, I am a banana.”

“My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana, I said "No, but I want a regular banana later, so … yeah."”

“I was walking down the street the other day when this guy asked if I wanted a frozen banana…I said 'no' but then thought I might want a regular banana later, so…yeah.”

“I knew there was a reason I didnt turn you into a banana slug."
Leonid'd eyes widened. "No banana slug! Please!"
"It was a compliement, silly. Forbidden is good! Sadie likes forbidden!”

“I could carve a better man out of a banana. ”

“Electrical banana
Is gonna be a sudden craze
Electrical banana
Is bound to be the very next phase…”

“I am neither as drunk as a Lord, nor as sober as a judge. I am more in the condition of a Lord Justice.”

“… have a banana!”

“You know the man who told me about it on the bus,
as it went up the hill out of Scranton, Pennsylvania,
he shrugged his shoulders, he shook his head,
and he said (and this is exactly what he said)
"Boy that sure must've been something.
Just imagine thirty thousand pounds of bananas.
Yes, there were thirty thousand pounds of mashed bananas.
Of bananas. Just bananas. Thirty thousand pounds.
of Bananas—not no driver now. Just bananas!"”

“I belonged in Idle Valley like a pearl onion on a banana split.”