
“I failed kindergarten because I couldn't spell my last name.”
Live at the Purple Onion (2007)
Attributed
“I failed kindergarten because I couldn't spell my last name.”
Live at the Purple Onion (2007)
“Hello, my name is Zach Galifianakis, and I hope I'm pronouncing that right.”
Live at the Purple Onion (2007)
Objecting to his sister Elisabeth, about her marriage to the anti-semite Bernhard Förster, in a Christmas letter (1887) http://www.geocities.com/thenietzschechannel/nlett1887.htm in Friedrich Nietzsche's Collected Letters, Vol. V, #479
Context: You have committed one of the greatest stupidities — for yourself and for me! Your association with an anti-Semitic chief expresses a foreignness to my whole way of life which fills me again and again with ire or melancholy. … It is a matter of honor with me to be absolutely clean and unequivocal in relation to anti-Semitism, namely, opposed to it, as I am in my writings. I have recently been persecuted with letters and Anti-Semitic Correspondence Sheets. My disgust with this party (which would like the benefit of my name only too well!) is as pronounced as possible, but the relation to Förster, as well as the aftereffects of my former publisher, the anti-Semitic Schmeitzner, always brings the adherents of this disagreeable party back to the idea that I must belong to them after all. … It arouses mistrust against my character, as if publicly I condemned something which I have favored secretly — and that I am unable to do anything against it, that the name of Zarathustra is used in every Anti-Semitic Correspondence Sheet, has almost made me sick several times.
"Images in a Rearview Mirror The Nation" http://www.thenation.com/article/images-rearview-mirror, The Nation (November 15, 2001).
2000s, 2001
“I am a Marxist-Leninist, and I will be a Marxist-Leninist until the last days of my life.”
Speech on the anniversary of the Granma landing (2 December 1961)
Variant translation: I am a Marxist-Leninist and will be one until the day I die.
As quoted in "Chavez Would Abolish Presidential Term Limit" in The Washington Post (11 January 2007) http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/01/10/AR2007011000468.html
“Last name Ever/ First name Greatest/ Like a sprained ankle boy, I aint nothing to play with”
"Forever" featuring Kanye West, Lil Wayne and Eminem
2000s