“If I try harder I might be reincarnated as a lonely virgin hiding behind a cartoon frog.”
January 2017 tweet, as reported by Ian Cheong of Heat Street https://heatst.com/entertainment/harry-potter-author-j-k-rowling-calls-trump-supporter-a-lonely-virgin/
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