“I hope we answer the alarm clock and take this nation back for Christ.”

“cozy+smell of pancakes-alarm clock=weekend”

“He awoke at six, as usual. He needed no alarm clock. He was already comprehensively alarmed.”

“Where every day doesn't start with an alarm clock and end with the television.”

“Nothing makes us so sleepy as the bell of our alarm clock.”

“As a nation, we must choose between the sanctity of life ethic and the "quality of life" ethic. I have no trouble identifying the answer our nation has always given to this basic question, and the answer that I hope and pray it will give in the future.”

“Stress is an alarm clock that lets you know you’ve attached to something not true for you.”

“I'm going to take you out of here… I'm going to take you home, to the world where you belong, where cats with bent tails live, and there are little backyards, and alarm clocks ring in the morning.”

“I dreamt this ship was sinkin' there was people screaming all around
And I awoke to my alarm clock it was a pop song it was playin' loud”

“Do deaf people have alarm clocks? I asked a deaf guy that one time, the sumbitch just stared at me.”