“In the afterlife, people never forget to feed the dog.”

“The factory of the future will have only two employees, a man and a dog. The man will be there to feed the dog. The dog will be there to keep the man from touching the equipment.”

“Memory is the only afterlife I have ever believed in. But the forgetting inside us cannot be stopped. We are programmed to betray.”

“People love dogs. You can never go wrong adding a dog to the story.”

“People never remember but the computer never forgets.”

“There is an afterlife to love
and there is love in the afterlife.”

“People who love soft methods and hate iniquity forget this,—that reform consists in taking a bone from a dog. Philosophy will not do it.”

“I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel.”

“I regard the afterlife to be a fairy story for people that are afraid of the dark”

“3. There are bears and there are small dogs. Be strong like bear! If they take out your teeth, sit on the dogs. Bears always forget they can just sit on the dogs. Sit on the dogs.”