“Life is like a box of chocolates.”

“I was like a chocolate in a box, looking well behaved and perfect in place, all the while harboring a secret center.”

“Life is like a box of cookies.”

“Boxing is my life, but my life is not only boxing.”

“Look, there's no metaphysics on earth like chocolates.”

“I can entertain the proposition that life is a metaphor for boxing — for one of those bouts that go on and on, round following round, jabs, missed punches, clinches, nothing determined, again the bell and again and you and your opponent so evenly matched it’s impossible not to see that your opponent is you… Life is like boxing in many unsettling respects. But boxing is only like boxing.”

“White Chocolate. Intense, sweet. But not deep. Okay for prom dates or flings, but not to get serious.. Milk chocolates are guys you could date for like a few months, and dark chocolates are for love.”

“Eat your chocolates, little girl,
Eat your chocolates!
Believe me, there's no metaphysics on earth like chocolates,
And all religions put together teach no more than the candy shop.
Eat, dirty little girl, eat!
If only I could eat chocolates with the same truth as you!
But I think and, removing the silver paper that's tinfoil,
I throw it all on the ground, as I've thrown out life.”

“Chocolate is not a matter of life and death--it's more important than that.”

“There are four basic food groups: plain chocolate, milk chocolate, dark chocolate, and white chocolate.”