“The telephone becomes an instrument of torture in the demonic hands of a beloved who doesn't call.”

“If a person torturing and killing people is evil, why are gods who torture and kill people called good?”

“The telephone book is full of facts, but it doesn't contain a single idea.”

“Clarionet, n. An instrument of torture operated by a person with cotton in his ears. There are two instruments that are worse than a clarionet -- two clarionets.”

“It seems to be a fact that man, tortured by his demons, avenges himself blindly on his fellow-man.”

“Uneasy lies the head that ignores a telephone call late at night.”

“And what did you want? To call myself beloved, to feel myself beloved on the earth.”

“[Karel Appel called out to 'his Night':] You, Beauty! And since I have to account for a body, I have handed this torture over to the executioner”

“A scar on the hand the hand might be quite continental,
But demons are a ghoul's best friend.”

“Aimee-"If someone's possessed by a demon, how do you get the demon out?"
Xedrix-"Call a priest.”