“He's a good man," Ranger said.
"And you?"
"I'm better.”

“Diesel is back," Ranger said.
Yes. How did you know?"
I woke up with a migraine this morning." Ranger said.”

“You said I am a good man," he said. "But I am not that good a man. And I am--I am catastrophically in love with you.”

“There's me and then there's you, and you aren't ever going to be as good as me, Sweet Thing."
Ranger”

“Kids: If a bear is wearing a ranger hat, it's because he ate the ranger!”

“She glared at him. “I'm not weird like that. I'm good weird. I'm cool weird.”
“Yes,” he said doubtfully. “Yes, you are.”

“I said, names aren't important," he repeated. There was a silence between them for some seconds, then the Ranger said: "Do you know what is important?"
Will shook his head.
"Supper is important!”

“Ranger appeared in the bathroom doorway and I was too relieved to be embarrassed. "I appreciate you coming out in the middle of the night," I said.

Ranger smiled. "I didn't want to miss seeing you chained up naked.”

“I'd spent a night with Ranger a while ago, and I knew what happened when he was encouraged. Ranger knew how to make a woman want him. Ranger was magic.”

“When I'm good, I'm very good. When I'm bad, I'm better.”