“Marry me. Marry me, my wonderful, darling friend.”

“Part of me could do it. Run off and get married. But another part… Another part of me wondered if I could really trust anyone. If all relationships were all doomed.”

“He found me fascinating, in a wounded-bird kind of way. I found him wonderful, in a lifeline kind of way. It was mutual need that passed for love, and got married.”

“Ever since college, I make friends. They get married. I lose friends.”

“She’s best friends with my wife. (Julian)
Gracie? You’re married to Gracie? That was you? You’re Mr. Hot Bottom! (Sunshine)”

“I had been in the ditch for 2 and a half min. I wondered if my friends missed me.”

“If I give you romantic advice, don't take it. Look what's happening to me. I have the best taste in friends and the worst taste in husbands. I'm never getting married again. That's just stupid. There's no reason on Earth to do that.”

“I married my best friend. I was still in awe after more than four years of being around her at how smart and strong and loving and caring she was. And I really hoped that her choosing me and rejecting my advice to pursue her own career was a decision she would never regret.”

“For Colin Firth:
You're a really great guy, but I'm married, so I think we should just be friends.”

“Have you not heard
When a man marries, dies, or turns Hindoo,
His best friends hear no more of him?”