“George goes to sleep at a bank from ten to four each day, except Saturdays, when they wake him up and put him outside at two.”

— Jerome K. Jerome , book Three Men in a Boat

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English humorist 1859–1927

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“George goes to sleep at a bank from ten to four each day, except Saturdays, when they wake him up and put him outside at two.”

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