“Actually, orcas aren't quite as complex as scientists imagine. Most killer whales are just four tons of doofus dressed up like a police car.”

—  Christopher Moore

Source: Fluke: Or, I Know Why the Winged Whale Sings

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American writer of comic fantasy 1957

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