“If you want enemies, excel your friends; but if you want friends, let your friends excel you.”

“You have an excellent heart, my friend — but your grey cells are in a deplorable condition.”

“Keep your enemies close, but your friends closer. That way your friends are between you and your enemies.”

“Praise your friends, and let your friends praise you.”

“If you want an accounting of your worth, count your friends. ”

“I wanted you to thank you for being my friend and letting me play a part in your story.”

“Come as you are, as you were
As I want you to be
As a trend, as a friend, as a known enemy
Take your time, hurry up
The choice is yours, don't be late.”

“If you want to find out who your real friends are, sink the ship. The first ones to jump aren't your friends.”

“If you want to lose your faith, make friends with a priest.”

“Do you want to set up the meeting? Are they friends of yours?”