“I still have my feet on the ground, I just wear better shoes.”

“I had no shoes, and I felt sorry for myself until I met a man who had no feet. I took his shoes. Now I feel better.”

“I’m still wearing my shoes, I realize. And I’m still wearing this fucking suit. I didn’t even take it off for the flight—I must be turning into a manager or something. I have a sudden urge to wash compulsively. At least the tie’s snaked off to wherever the horrid things live when they’re not throttling their victims.”

“I could drink a case of you, darlin'… and I would still be on my feet, yes I would still be on my feet…”

“Better to wear worn shoes than to polish the boots of shop owner.”

“I had no shoes and I pitied myself. Then I met a man who had no feet,
so I took his shoes.”

“Shoes. I like shoes a lot. My favorite are these Tory Burch boots that I have on. But my favorite shoes to buy are Converse shoes. I have probably every color of Converse shoes known to man.”

“Well Crocodile Rocking is something shocking,
When your feet just can't keep still.
I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will.”

“Anyway, there is one thing I have learned and that is not to dress uncomfortably, in styles which hurt: winklepicker shoes that cripple your feet and tight pants that squash your balls. Indian clothes are better.”

“As long as I know my head's in the right place, my feet are on the ground, I think I’ll be fine.”