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Louise Rennison – brytyjska pisarka, autorka literatury młodzieżowej.

✵ 19. Listopad 1951 – 29. Luty 2016
Louise Rennison: 52 cytaty0 Polubień

Louise Rennison: Cytaty po angielsku

“Everyone is so obsessed with themselves nowadays that they have no time for me.”

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Louise Rennison

Źródło: Dancing in My Nuddy-Pants

“He who laughs last laughs the laughiest.”

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Źródło: Dancing in My Nuddy-Pants

“He says we should take it easy and that maybe he overreacted a bit."

Dave said, "A bit? That's like Hitler saying, 'Oooh, I just meant to go for a little walk, but then I accidentally invaded Poland.”

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Louise Rennison

Źródło: Are These My Basoomas I See Before Me?

“He said, 'Hi, gorgeous,' which I think is nice. I admire honesty.”

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Źródło: On the Bright Side, I'm Now the Girlfriend of a Sex God

“Honestly, what planet do these people live on? And why isn't it farther away?”

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Źródło: On the Bright Side, I'm Now the Girlfriend of a Sex God

“If you fall down those stairs and break both of your legs, don't come running to me!”

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Źródło: Are These My Basoomas I See Before Me?

“I wanted to kill her and make her eat her fringe. And her knickers.”

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Louise Rennison

Źródło: Away Laughing on a Fast Camel

“You are not ashamed of our luuurve, are you, Jas?'
'Look, shut up, people might hear.'
'What do you mean, the people who live in the telephone?”

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Louise Rennison

Źródło: Stop in the Name of Pants!

“Here is another marvy glimpse into the gothic basement that I call my mind.”

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Źródło: Away Laughing on a Fast Camel

“Look, I can't go out with you, because… because… because I'm a lesbian.”

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Louise Rennison książka Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging

Źródło: Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging

“Oh no. I've just accidently paid a visit to the cakeshop of love. I haven't put back my Italian cakey, but I have accidentally picked up a Dave the Tart.”

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Louise Rennison

Źródło: Dancing in My Nuddy-Pants

“I am soooo excited, I am over-excited. I'm hysterical, I may have to slap my own face in a minute at this rate.”

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Louise Rennison książka Withering Tights

Źródło: Withering Tights

“When uncle Eddie does his impression of 'Like a Virgin' it's like Madonna is coming out of his body!'
Christ what an image.”

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Louise Rennison książka Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging

Źródło: Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging

“When Mutti and Vati came in I didn't speak to them. I just unfurled the CAT MOLESTERS banner I had made.”

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Louise Rennison książka Knocked Out by My Nunga-Nungas

Źródło: Knocked Out by My Nunga-Nungas

“What shall I say? I must tread a fine line between glaciosity and friendlinosity. With just a hint of 'you don't know what you are missing, my fine-feathered friend.”

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Źródło: Startled by His Furry Shorts

“Dad has brought me a cup of tea in bed this morning! I said, 'Vati, why are you waking me up in the middle of the night? Are you on fire?”

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Louise Rennison

Źródło: Dancing in My Nuddy-Pants

“What in the name of Hitler's panties and matching bra set was she talking about?”

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Louise Rennison

Źródło: Away Laughing on a Fast Camel

“And the kittykats would have to erect scaffolding and a pulley to get him down. Mind you, I wouldn't put that past them. Sometimes when they are behind the sofa supposedly purring, I think they are drilling.”

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Źródło: Startled by His Furry Shorts

“I could have quite literally snogged until the cows came home. And when they came home I would have shouted, "WHAT HAVE YOU COWS COME HOME FOR? CAN'T YOU SEE I'M SNOGGING, YOU STUPID HERBIVORES???”

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Źródło: On the Bright Side, I'm Now the Girlfriend of a Sex God

“He had everything a dream boy should have. Back, front, sides, Everything. A head.”

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Louise Rennison książka Withering Tights

Źródło: Withering Tights

“As she left my room I knew I should shut up. But you know when you should shut up because you really should just shut up… but you keep on and on anyway? Well, I had that.”

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Louise Rennison książka Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging

Źródło: Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging

“Through my curtains I can see a big yellow moon. I’m thinking of all the people in the world who will be looking at that same moon.

I wonder how many of them haven’t got any eyebrows?”

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Louise Rennison książka Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging

Źródło: Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging

“Jassie, guess what I'm dancing in!'
'I don't know, a bowl?'
'Non… I am dancing in my Nuddy-pants!”

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Louise Rennison

Źródło: Dancing in My Nuddy-Pants

“Everyone is so bloody keen on me thinking all of a sudden. It's not what I do.”

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Źródło: Are These My Basoomas I See Before Me?

“Its okay I'm wearing really big knickers.”

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Źródło: On the Bright Side, I'm Now the Girlfriend of a Sex God

“Shut up Jas, you are not Baby Jesus”

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Źródło: Startled by His Furry Shorts

“Watching TV Mum said, 'Do you miss your dad?' and I said, 'Who?”

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Louise Rennison książka Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging

Źródło: Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging