“What do men want? They want a lot of pals, and they wish that people wouldn’t get so mad at them.”
God Bless You, Dr. Kevorkian (1999)
“What do men want? They want a lot of pals, and they wish that people wouldn’t get so mad at them.”
God Bless You, Dr. Kevorkian (1999)
“My theory is that all women have hydrofluoric acid bottled up inside.”
On difficulties with women, as quoted in "Kurt Vonnegut, Writer of Classics of the American Counterculture, Dies at 84" by Dinitia Smith in The New York Times (11 April 2007) http://www.nytimes.com/2007/04/11/books/11cnd-vonnegut.html
Various interviews
Źródło: The Sirens of Titan (1959), Chapter 10 “An Age of Miracles” (p. 215; epigram)
“The only difference between Bush and Hitler is that Hitler was elected.”
As quoted in "Kurt Vonnegut's 'Stardust Memory'" http://www.freepress.org/columns/display/7/2006/1326 by Harvey Wasserman in The Free Press (4 March 2006); in actuality, Hitler also wasn't elected by a clear majority vote. Although the Nazi Party was elected to the largest number of seats in the Reichstag, it did not have a majority, and could only form a government through a coalition. Eventually, Hitler was appointed as Chancellor by President Paul von Hindenburg, and used that position as leverage to gain dictatorial powers.
Various interviews
Wampeters, Foma & Granfalloons (1974)
Źródło: Bluebeard (1987), p. 91, referring to George Santayana: "Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it"
Źródło: The Sirens of Titan (1959), Chapter 5 “Letter From an Unknown Hero” (p. 120)
“We are here on Earth to fart around. Don't let anybody tell you any different.”
A Man Without a Country (2005)
Paragraph 1 (p. 7 of Welcome to the Monkey House)
Welcome to the Monkey House (1968), "Harrison Bergeron" (1961)
“Ideas or the lack of them can cause disease.”
Breakfast of Champions (1973)
"Self-Interview", originally appeared in The Paris Review no. 69 (1977)
Palm Sunday (1981)
“No grown woman is a fan of premature ejaculation.”
"Mildred"
Happy Birthday, Wanda June (1970)
"Thoughts of a Free Thinker", commencement address, Hobart and William Smith Colleges (26 May 1974)
Palm Sunday (1981)