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Jerry Seinfeld – amerykański satyryk i aktor kabaretowy .

Współtwórca sitcomu Kroniki Seinfelda, który w latach 90. był emitowany przez telewizję Canal+. Współproducent i współscenarzysta Filmu o pszczołach z 2007.

Jest wegetarianinem. Posiada liczącą 46 egzemplarzy największą prywatną kolekcję samochodów Porsche na świecie.

✵ 29. Kwiecień 1954
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Jerry Seinfeld cytaty

„Czy ktoś mógłby mi wyjaśnić, dla kogo właściwie są wywieszki „Psom wstęp wzbroniony. Nie dotyczy psów przewodników?””

Jerry Seinfeld

Dla psa czy niewidomego?

Jerry Seinfeld: Cytaty po angielsku

“There is no more embarrassing thing in my life that the fact that I have actually uttered the phrase, "I would like to order the Ginsu Knife."”

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I'm Telling You for the Last Time (1998)

“The less you know about a field, the better your odds. Dumb boldness is the best way to approach a new challenge.”

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"Jerry Seinfeld, Online Force", in The New York Times (27 May 2015) http://www.nytimes.com/2015/05/31/arts/television/jerry-seinfeld-online-force.html

“The luge is the only Olympic event where you could have people competing in it against their will, and it would look exactly the same. Take people off the street, "Hey, hey, hey, what is this?! I don't wanna be in the luge!" Once you put that helmet on them, "You're in the luge, buddy!" "aaaAAAaaaAAAaaaAAA… aaaAAAAA…" World record. Didn't even wanna do it. I'd like to see that next Olympics, the Involuntary Luge.”

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I'm Telling You for the Last Time (1998)

“Why is McDonald's still counting? How insecure is this company? 40 million, 80 billion million jillion killion tillion…who cares? Is anyone really impressed by that any more? "Ooh, 89 billion sold? All right, I'll have one! I'm satisfied!" I'd like to tell the CEO of McDonald's, "Look. We all get it, okay? You've sold a lot of hamburgers. Whatever the number is, just put up a sign, 'McDonald's: We're Doing Very Well.'”

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We are tired of hearing about every goddamn one of them."
I'm Telling You for the Last Time (1998)

“I like staying in hotels. I like their tiny soap. I like to pretend it's regular-sized and my muscles are huge.”

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I'm Telling You for the Last Time (1998)

“Men and women will never understand each other; my advice is to just stop trying. Just forget it. I know I will never understand women. I will never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root…and still be afraid of a spider.”

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I'm Telling You for the Last Time (1998)

“To me, America used to be a place that made steel, and cars, and had giant department stores. Now, basically, we produce amateur talent and people [who] judge amateur talent.”

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Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee (2012 — Present), Season 3 (2014)

“I'll tell you the greatest thing that I've ever achieved in my career: I was on the cover of Mad magazine. And of course, I'm saying "Hello Neuman."”

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Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee (2012 — Present), Season 3 (2014)

“Comedy is more personal than food.”

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Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee (2012 — Present), Season 3 (2014)

“The comedian studies himself; the actor studies other people. The comedian wants to be himself; the actor wants to be anyone but themselves.”

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Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee (2012 — Present), Season 3 (2014)

“It was the back nine [episodes of a season], was the backbreaker for us, right? You [can] kind of figure out the first ten over the summer; you pull three more out of nowhere; and then the back nine is just-- you're Sandra Bullock in Gravity.”

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Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee (2012 — Present), Season 3 (2014)

“I don't think I felt "at home" on Earth, as a human, until I walked into a comedy club.”

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Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee (2012 — Present), Season 3 (2014)

“Comedians have such an intense allergy to pretension.”

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Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee (2012 — Present), Season 3 (2014)

“The real motivation of bein' a comedian is if you really love the sound of a laugh. And if you love that, you will never want to stop.”

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Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee (2012 — Present), Season 3 (2014)

“A [stand-up] bit is a bar of gold. A talk-show panel story is something that's too good to throw out but not good enough to use.”

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Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee (2012 — Present), Season 3 (2014)

“Do you know the first thing I said as a child, before I said "Mama" or "Dada"? I said "Leave me alone!"”

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(laughs) Is that not the mantra of stand-up comedy?
Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee (2012 — Present), Season 3 (2014)

“I don't know why people always assume that the guest is more interesting than the host.”

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Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee (2012 — Present), Season 3 (2014)

“God has no rhyme or reason to who he gives a sense of humor to.”

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Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee (2012 — Present), Season 2 (2013)

“Bee Movie was definitely my favorite movie that I've starred in, because I've always wanted to be a bee. They seem to have the most organized society on earth, and they make honey! Which is a pretty amazing product.”

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Reddit "Ask Me Anything" #3 (2016)

“Poetry is bad standup. It's carefully chosen words that have no laugh at the end.”

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Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee (2012 — Present), Season 9 (2017)

“Stand-up is what I am.”

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Judd Apatow Interview (1983)

“A joke is a miracle.”

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"What a Joke" Radio Show (2019)

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