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Janet Evanovich z domu Schneider, ps. Steffie Hall – amerykańska pisarka, autorka popularnej serii powieści kryminalno-sensacyjnych o łowczyni nagród Stephanie Plum. Wikipedia  

✵ 22. Kwiecień 1943  •  Natępne imiona Τζάνετ Εβάνοβιτς
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Janet Evanovich: 136 cytatów1 Polubienie

Janet Evanovich słynne cytaty

„(…)jestem półprzytomnym nieszczęściem, potykającym się o własne nogi.”

Janet Evanovich książka Eleven on Top

Eleven on Top

„Życie nie jest fair. W życiu nic nie jest fair. Od urodzenia harowałem i gówno. A teraz jestem stary i co się dzieje? Aresztują mnie, jak się odlewam. To cholernie krępujące”

Janet Evanovich książka Seven Up

Seven Up
Źródło: rozdział 1

„Bywają chwile, kiedy życie wydaje się naprawdę kurewsko przytłaczające.”

Janet Evanovich książka Seven Up

Seven Up
Źródło: rozdział 12

Janet Evanovich: Cytaty po angielsku

“You'd tell me if we were getting married, wouldn't you? I mean, you wouldn't just appear on my doorstep one day and say we were due at the church in an hour.”

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Janet Evanovich książka Seven Up

Źródło: Seven Up

“Everyone knows you can't see death cooties. Take my word for it, that couch has the biggest, fattest death cooties that ever existed. That couch has the mother of all death cooties. – Lula”

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Janet Evanovich

“Omigod,' I said on a sudden flash of sleep-deprived insight. 'You're the big bad wolf.'
There are some similarities.”

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Janet Evanovich Twelve Sharp

Źródło: Twelve Sharp

“Last time you called me late at night you were naked and chained to your shower curtain rod. I hope this isn't going to be disappointing.”

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Janet Evanovich High Five

Źródło: High Five

“Diesel is back," Ranger said.
Yes. How did you know?"
I woke up with a migraine this morning." Ranger said.”

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Janet Evanovich Plum Lucky

Źródło: Plum Lucky

“He squinted at me. "What are you wearing? Is that some new form of birth control?”

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Janet Evanovich High Five

Źródło: High Five

“If I didn't know better, I'd think you were trying to get me drunk," I said to Ranger.
"Not drunk," Ranger said. "Just relaxed and naked.”

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Janet Evanovich książka Sizzling Sixteen

Źródło: Sizzling Sixteen

“Cupcake, you've been breaking my heart for as long as I've known you”

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Janet Evanovich książka Eleven on Top

Źródło: Eleven on Top

“You deserved to get run over. And besides, I barely tapped you. The only reason you broke your leg was because you panicked and tripped over your own feet.”

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Janet Evanovich książka One for the Money

Źródło: One for the Money

“Arson is a respected profession among certain subcultures in Jersey, and the good ones don't get caught. The good ones channel lightning and mysterious acts of spontaneous combustion.”

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Janet Evanovich Twelve Sharp

Źródło: Twelve Sharp

“I wasn't sure exactly how prostitutes determined price, but if men bought hookers by the pound, these two would be doing okay.”

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Janet Evanovich książka One for the Money

Źródło: One for the Money

“Men are like shoes. Some fit better than others. And sometimes you go out shopping and there's nothing you like. And then, as luck would have it, the next week you find two that are perfect, but you don't have the money to buy both.”

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Janet Evanovich Plum Lovin'

Źródło: Plum Lovin'

“Good thing he's dead," Lula said, "or that would have hurt like the devil.”

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Janet Evanovich książka Hot Six

Źródło: Hot Six

“Jesus, Morelli, you sound like you have PMS. You have to learn to lighten up a little. It's just a car alarm. You should be thanking me. I had it installed with my own money.”

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Janet Evanovich książka One for the Money

Źródło: One for the Money

“It's been almost a month since you found a body. I knew you were due."
Carl Costanza - Seven Up”

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Janet Evanovich książka Seven Up

Źródło: Seven Up

“I went to the door, and Gary tried hard not to notice I was blue. He looked at his feet, and he looked above my head, and he cleared his throat.

It's okay,' I said. 'I know I'm blue.'

It caught me by surprise,' he said. 'I didn't want to seem rude.”

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Janet Evanovich książka Fearless Fourteen

Źródło: Fearless Fourteen

“From the look on your face, I'd say you know him."

I nodded. "Sold him a cannoli when I was in high school."

Connie grunted. "Honey, half of all the women in New Jersey have sold him their cannoli”

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Janet Evanovich książka One for the Money

Źródło: One for the Money

“Has it ever occurred to you that you might be delusional?'

That's what the psychiatrist said, but I think he's wrong. There's an evil flying pizza out there, and it's got Brenda's name on it.”

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Janet Evanovich książka Fearless Fourteen

Źródło: Fearless Fourteen

“Ranger appeared in the bathroom doorway and I was too relieved to be embarrassed. "I appreciate you coming out in the middle of the night," I said.

Ranger smiled. "I didn't want to miss seeing you chained up naked.”

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Janet Evanovich książka One for the Money

Źródło: One for the Money

“You fainted," I told Tank.

"I did not," Tank said. "That's a lie.”

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Janet Evanovich książka Fearless Fourteen

Źródło: Fearless Fourteen

“Just because i know how to change a guys oil doesn't mean i want to spend the rest of my life on my back, staring up his undercarriage.”

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Janet Evanovich

Źródło: Metro Girl

“I'd spent a night with Ranger a while ago, and I knew what happened when he was encouraged. Ranger knew how to make a woman want him. Ranger was magic.”

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Janet Evanovich książka Eleven on Top

Źródło: Eleven on Top

“Morelli beeped his truck unlocked. “If you’re looking for your rent-a-cop, I told Ranger you’d be with me this morning.”
“Did he make you take a blood oath that you’d protect me?”
“He asked me if I had adequate health insurance.”

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Janet Evanovich książka To the Nines

Źródło: To the Nines

“Suppose I lay down on the pavement and you run over me a few times with my own car… just for old times.”

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Janet Evanovich książka One for the Money

Źródło: One for the Money

“How was your day?" Morelli asked me. "Oh, you know, the usual. Stole a truck. Blew up a building, and brought seven monkeys home with me.”

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Janet Evanovich

“Oh good. I love being bait for a homicidal mutilator."
Stephanie Plum”

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Janet Evanovich Two for the Dough

Źródło: Two for the Dough

“Ranger declined the butterscotch pudding, not wanting to disrupt the consistency of his blood sugar level. I had two puddings and coffee, choosing to keep my pancreas at peak performance. Use it or lose it is my philosophy.”

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Janet Evanovich Three to Get Deadly

Źródło: Three to Get Deadly