George Burns: Cytaty po angielsku
“Happiness is having a loving, close knit family in another city.”
As quoted in The Mammoth Book of Zingers, Quips, and One-Liners (2004) by Geoff Tibballs, p. 251
Life magazine (December 1979) http://books.google.com/books?id=w5-GR-qtgXsC&pg=PA117&dq=%22Too+bad+that+all+the+people+who+know+how+to+run+the+country+are+busy+driving+taxicabs+and+cutting+hair.%22&sig=uj07kFeO7wja3cpTdX31dWR_pjs
“Sincerity - if you can fake that, you've got it made.”
Wariant: Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
Living It Up: Or, They Still Love Me in Altoona! (1976)
“If I paid $3 or $4 for a cigar, first I'd sleep with it.”
Undated clip played on CNN Larry King Live (4 July 2003)