Frank Zappa: Cytaty po angielsku

“A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not open.”

“Interviewer: 'So Frank, you have long hair. Does that make you a woman?'
Frank Zappa: 'You have a wooden leg. Does that make you a table?”

“Jazz is not dead, it just smells funny.”

“Anything Anytime Anyplace For No Reason At All (or AAAFNRAA)”

“One size does not fit all.”

“So many books, so little time.”

“Without deviation, progress is not possible.”

“Information is not knowledge. Knowledge is not wisdom. Wisdom is not truth. Truth is not beauty. Beauty is not love. Love is not music. Music is the best…”

“A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.”

“It's better to have something to remember than anything to regret.”

“If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.”

“Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.”

“If you wind up with a boring, miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on TV telling you how to do your shit, then YOU DESERVE IT.”

“Music is the only religion that delivers the goods.”

“Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.”

“Most rock journalism is people who can’t write interviewing people who can’t talk for people who can’t read. ”

“Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid.”

“Rock journalism is people who can't write, interviewing people who can't talk, in order to provide articles for people who can't read.”

“Certification from one source or another seems to be the most important thing to people all over the world.”