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William „Bill” Boyd Watterson II – amerykański rysownik i scenarzysta, autor komiksu Calvin i Hobbes .

Laureat nagród Eisnera i Harveya oraz Nagrody dla najlepszego zagranicznego komiksu na Międzynarodowym Festiwalu Komiksu w Angoulême w 1992.

Twórca komiksu prasowego Calvin i Hobbes . W Polsce komiks ukazywał się w magazynie komiksów Kelvin & Celsjusz . Paski z tej serii ukazują się regularnie w kilku polskich tytułach prasowych. W formie książek publikuje je wydawnictwo Egmont Polska. Wikipedia  

✵ 5. Lipiec 1958  •  Natępne imiona ビル・ワターソン, 빌 워터슨
Bill Watterson: 165 cytatów0 Polubień

Bill Watterson: Cytaty po angielsku

“People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.”

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Źródło: The Calvin And Hobbes: Tenth Anniversary Book

“Calvin: In my opinion, we don't devote nearly enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.
p58”

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29 Oct 90
Attack of the Deranged Mutant Killer Monster Snow Goons

“You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein got D's in school. Well guess what, I get F's!!!”

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“I say, if your knees aren’t green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life.”

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“Childhood is for spoiling adulthood.”

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08 Jul 92
Źródło: The Days Are Just Packed

“Reality continues to ruin my life.”

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Homicidal Psycho Jungle Cat
Źródło: The Complete Calvin and Hobbes

“Calvin: Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we can think faster than we speak?.
Hobbes: Probably so we can think twice.
p.171”

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There's Treasure Everywhere

“Calvin: You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don't help.
p33”

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It's a Magical World

“You can't just turn on creativity like a faucet. You have to be in the right mood.
What mood is that?
Last-minute panic.”

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“I wish I had more friends, but people are such jerks. If you can just get most people to leave you alone, you're doing good. If you can find even one person you really like, you're lucky. And if that person can also stand you, you're really lucky.”

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Źródło: The Complete Calvin and Hobbes

“The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.”

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The Indispensable Calvin and Hobbes

“Dad, how do soldiers killing each other solve the world's problems?”

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Źródło: Calvin and Hobbes: Sunday Pages 1985-1995: An Exhibition Catalogue

“Calvin: As far as I'm concerned, if something is so complicated that you can't explain it in 10 seconds, then it's probably not worth knowing anyway.
p25”

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Źródło: The Indispensable Calvin and Hobbes

“We're so busy watching out for what's just ahead of us that we don't take time to enjoy where we are.”

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“Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said 'I think I’ll drink whatever comes out of these when I squeeze ’em?”

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“That's the difference between me and the rest of the world! Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!”

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Źródło: Weirdos From Another Planet: Calvin & Hobbes Series: Book Six: A Calvin and Hobbes Collection

“If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I'll bet they'd live a lot differently.”

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“I go to school, but I never learn what I want to know.”

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Źródło: The Authoritative Calvin and Hobbes: A Calvin and Hobbes Treasury

“I'm learning skills I will use for the rest of my life by doing homework… procrastinating and negotiation.”

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“I think hiccup cures were really invented for the amusement of the patient's friends.”

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Źródło: The Complete Calvin and Hobbes

“God put me on earth to accomplish certain things. Right now, I’m so far behind, I’ll never die.”

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“You know, sometimes the world seems like a pretty mean place.'

'That's why animals are so soft and huggy.”

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Źródło: Scientific Progress Goes "Boink": A Calvin and Hobbes Collection