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Bill Burr, właśc. William Burr – amerykański komik, pisarz i aktor. Specjalizuje się w stand-upie. Od 1 maja 2007 roku prowadzi podcast The Monday Morning Podcast. Popularność zyskał dzięki występom w programach telewizyjnych takich jak CONAN, Late Show with David Letterman oraz roli Patricka Kuby’ego w serialu Breaking Bad. Twórca serialu Nie ma jak w rodzinie. Wikipedia  

✵ 10. Czerwiec 1968
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Bill Burr: Cytaty po angielsku

“I am so pro-swine flu it's ridiculous. We need a plague. It's gotta happen. And don't worry, it's only gonna kill the weak. Seriously. Put on a sweater, take some vitamins, you're gonna be fine! We gotta let mother nature do her thing, man. She keeps trying to help us out and we won't let her do it.”

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Bill Burr

Let It Go (2010)

“Oh look, an ATM! Ok, here we go! I lost all my money, now what do I do? Get a gun! Rob a casino! Good idea! Look at all the lights! This is beautiful.”

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Premium Blend, episode [2.03], June 20, 1998

“Realize that sleeping on a futon when you're 30 is not the worst thing. You know what's worse? Sleeping in a king bed next to a wife you're not really in love with but for some reason married, and you got a couple kids, and you got a job you hate. You'll be laying there fantasizing about sleeping on a futon. There's no risk when you go after a dream. There's a tremendous amount to risk to playing it safe.”

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Monday Morning Podcast

“Seriously, any other town you go to there's this little devil and a little angel on your shoulder. A little good advice, a little bad advice. – You go to Las Vegas, there's like a devil and a devil and they're just battling it out the whole time. It's like, "Smoke some crack!" "Get a hooker!" And then I go, "YEA! Yea, this is a good town. Smoke some crack and get a hooker! Alright!"”

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Premium Blend, episode [2.03], June 20, 1998