Kurt Vonnegut idézet

oldal 7

„Az emberi lét célja, függetlenül attól, ki befolyásolja: szeretni, akiket szeretnünk kell.”

„Az amerikai gyermekek tanítói újra meg újra fölírták ezt a dátumot a táblákra, és felszólították a gyermekeket, hogy büszkeséggel és örömmel véssék az eszükbe:
1492
A tanítók azt mondták a gyermekeknek, hogy a földrészüket ekkor fedezték föl az emberi lények. A valóságban 1492-ben már emberi lények milliói éltek tartalmas és fantáziadús életet a földrészen. 1492 csak az az év volt, amikor a tengeri rablók elkezdték becsapni, kirabolni és megölni őket.”

„Amikor a dolgok már nem is állhatnának rosszabbul, nevetni kell rajtuk, mert különben mindent elnyel a kétségbeesés.”

„Azok vagyunk, aminek kiadjunk magunkat, így hát vigyáznunk kell, minek adjuk ki magunkat.”

„A lélek az a részed, amely rögtön észreveszi, ha az agyad nem úgy működik, ahogy kellene.”

„Avégből születtünk erre a világra, hogy ökörködjünk. Nehogy elhiggyék az ellenkezőjét!”

„Van az Eredetiségnek három szép leánya is, ők tehát a Reménytelenség unokái. Sorrendben: Remény, Másik Iránti Hála és Rendíthetetlen Önérzet.”

„Nehéz a káoszhoz alkalmazkodni, de nem megoldhatatlan. Magam vagyok rá az élő példa.”

„A skatulyát sokan összetévesztik a klozettal.”

„Az evolúció felőlem elmehet a pokolba. Hatalmas tévedés vagyunk. Egyetlen évszázadnyi közlekedési őrjöngéssel halálos sebet ejtettünk ezen a kedves, életadó bolygón – az egyetlenen az egész Tejúton. A kormány hadat visel a drogok ellen, nem igaz? Akkor menjen neki a kőolajnak is! Beszéljen arról, milyen káros a kőolaj bódulata! Ez aztán a káros bódulat! Ha tankolunk egy keveset az autónkba, akár száz mérföldet is megtehetünk óránként, elüthetjük a szomszéd kutyáját, és a cafatokra téphetjük a légkört.”

„A kudarc és kimerültség sírást és nevetést egyaránt kiválthat belőlünk. A magam részéről inkább nevetek, mert így nincs szükségem zsebkendőre.”

„Az emberiség a Világmindenség központja. Vagy valóra váltja, vagy meghiúsítja a Mindenható legszebb álmait.”

„Cégünknél dolgozott egy Ronald Reagan nevezetű lerobbant moziszínész is. Ez az illető folyton előadó körúton volt. Kereskedelmi kamaráknál, energiaszolgáltató trösztöknél, efféléknél a szocializmus gonoszságáról értekezett. Soha nem találkoztam vele, ezért megmaradtam szocialistának.”

„A legfontosabb dolog, amit a Tralfamadore-on megtanultam, hogy amikor valaki meghal, csak látszólag hal meg.”

“We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.”

“Is it possible that seemingly incredible geniuses like Bach and Shakespeare and Einstein were not in fact superhuman, but simply plagiarists, copying great stuff from the future?”

“Ta ta and adios. Or, as Saint Peter said to me with a sly wink, when I told him I was on my last-round trip to Paradise: “See you later, Alligator.””

“That, in my opinion, was the most diabolical aspect of those old-time brains: They would tell their owners, in effect, "Here's a crazy thing we could actually do, probably, but would never do it, of course. It's just fun to think about."
And then, as though in trances, the people would really do it — have slaves fight each other to death in the Colosseum, or burn people alive in the public square for holding opinions which were locally unpopular, or build factories whose only purpose was to kill people in industrial quantities, or to blow up whole cities, and on and on.”

“I had hoped, as a broadcaster, to be merely ludicrous, but this is a hard world to be ludicrous in, with so many human beings so reluctant to laugh, so incapable of thought, so eager to believe and snarl and hate. So many people wanted to believe me!”

“As in my other works of fiction: All persons living and dead are purely coincidental, and should not be construed. No names have been changed in order to protect the innocent. Angels protect the innocent as a matter of Heavenly routine.”

“It is always pitiful when any human being falls into a condition hardly more respectable than that of an animal. How much more pitiful it is when the person who falls has had all the advantages!”

“If you want to take my guns away from me, and you’re all for murdering fetuses, and love it when homosexuals marry each other, and want to give them kitchen appliances at their showers, and you’re for the poor, you’re a liberal. If you are against those perversions and for the rich, you’re a conservative. What could be simpler?”

“Every passing hour brings the Solar System forty-three thousand miles closer to Globular Cluster M13 in Hercules—and still there are some misfits who insist that there is no such thing as progress.”

“She was an alcoholic. I didn't blame myself for that. The worst problem in the life of any alcoholic is alcohol.”

“During my three years in Vietnam, I certainly heard plenty of last words by dying American footsoldiers. Not one of them, however, had illusions that he had somehow accomplished something worthwhile in the process of making the Supreme Sacrifice.”

“The most useful thing I could do before this meeting is to keel over. On the other hand, artists are keeling over by the thousands every day and nobody seems to pay the least attention.”

“That was the strength of the Nazis," she said. "They understood God better than anyone. They knew how to make him stay away.”

“While we were being bombed in Dresden, sitting in a cellar with our arms over our heads in case the ceiling fell, one slider said as though he were a duchess in a mansion on a cold and rainy night, “I wonder what the poor people are doing tonight.””

“I have wanted to give Iraq a lesson in democracy — because we’re experienced with it, you know. And, in democracy, after a hundred years, you have to let your slaves go. And, after a hundred and fifty years, you have to let your women vote. And, at the beginning of democracy, is that quite a bit of genocide and ethnic cleansing is quite okay. And that’s what’s going on now.”

“Anita had the mechanics of marriage down pat, even to the subtlest conventions. If her approach was disturbingly rational, systematic, she was thorough enough to turn out a credible counterfeit of warmth.”

“I have this disease late at night sometimes, involving alcohol and the telephone. I get drunk, and I drive my wife away with a breath like mustard gas and roses. And then, speaking gravely and elegantly into the telephone, I ask the telephone operators to connect me with this friend or that one, from whom I have not heard in years.”

“He alienated his friends in the sciences by thanking them extravagantly for scientific advances he had read about in the recent newspapers and magazines, by assuring them, with a perfectly straight face, that life was getting better and better, thanks to scientific thinking.”

“What does “A. D.” signify? That commemorates an inmate of this lunatic asylum we call Earth who was nailed to a wooden cross by a bunch of other inmates. With him still conscious, they hammered spikes through his wrists and insteps, and into the wood. Then they set the cross upright, so he dangled up there where even the shortest person in the crowd could see him writhing this way and that. Can you imagine people doing such a thing to a person?”

“I can have oodles of charm when I want to.”

“Requiem:The crucified planet Earth,
should it find a voice
and a sense of irony,
might now well say
of our abuse of it,
"Forgive them, Father,
They know not what they do."The irony would be
that we know what
we are doing.When the last living thing
has died on account of us,
how poetical it would be
if Earth could say,
in a voice floating up
perhaps
from the floor
of the Grand Canyon,
"It is done."
People did not like it here.”

“Our president is a Christian? So was Adolf Hitler.”

““Thank God!” said Unk.
Redwine raised his eyebrows quizzically. “Why?” he said.
“Pardon me?” said Unk.
“Why thank God?” said Redwine. “He doesn’t care what happens to you. He didn’t go to any trouble to get you here safe and sound, any more than He would go to the trouble to kill you.””

“Teachers of children in the United States of America wrote this date on blackboards again and again, and asked the children to memorize it with pride and joy: 1492. The teachers told the children that this was when their continent was discovered by human beings. Actually, millions of human beings were already living full and imaginative lives on the continent in 1492. That was simply the year in which sea pirates began to cheat and rob and kill them.”

“You were sick, but now you're well, and there's work to do.”

“Where is home? I've wondered where home is, and I realized, it's not Mars or someplace like that, it's Indianapolis when I was nine years old. I had a brother and a sister, a cat and a dog, and a mother and a father and uncles and aunts. And there's no way I can get there again.”

“Nothing in this book is true.”

““This husband of yours, he’d rather have his wife a— Rather, have her—” Halyard cleared his throat— “than go into public relations?”
“I’m proud to say,” said the girl, “that he’s one of the few men on earth with a little self-respect left.””

“I think that novels that leave out technology misrepresent life as badly as Victorians misrepresented life by leaving out sex.”