“I'm the goddamn Batman.”

“I'm the nicest goddamn dame that ever lived.”

Bette Davis (1908–1989) film and television actress from the United States

“Don't get the idea that I'm one of these goddamn radicals. Don't get the idea that I'm knocking the American system.”

Al Capone (1899–1947) American gangster

“I'm so goddamn horny, the crack of dawn better be careful around me!”

Tom Waits (1949) American singer-songwriter and actor

“Always be yourself, unless you can be Batman, always be Batman.”

Andrew Biersack (1990) American singer-songwriter

“I was watching Batman, the TV show, on TV Land, on the cable. And Robin said to Batman, "Golly, Batman! Why is the Joker so evil!?" And Batman said, "Careful, Robin. The criminal mind sees the world through a prism the solid citizen dare not peer through."
[yelling] BATMAN HAS A MORE NUANCED WORLDVIEW THAN THE PRESIDENT.”

Dana Gould (1964) Comedian and comedy writer

“Karl Pilkington: And I was high up. Russell Brand: I'm picturing you as a sort of vigilante Batman figure, looking down over Salford, to see if there's any crimes. Karl Pilkington: And I was in my pants. Rusell Brand: Again, like a vigilante Batman figure.”

Russell Brand (1975) British comedian, actor, and author

“Little yellow spider, laughing at the snow.
Maybe that spider knows something i don't know,
'cause i'm goddamn cold.”

Devendra Banhart (1981) American folk singer

“I'm telling you why we broke up, Ed. I'm writing this letter, the whole truth of why it happened. And the truth is that I goddamn loved you so much.”

Daniel Handler book Why We Broke Up

“Does Batman ever NOT have a plan…?”

Mark Waid (1962) American comics writer