“You can't buy happiness”

“Whoever said you can't buy Happiness forgot little puppies.”

Gene Hill (1928–1997) American author

“I guess money can't buy happiness if you shop in the wrong places.”

Nora Roberts (1950) American romance writer

“Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.”

Spike Milligan (1918–2002) British-Irish comedian, writer, musician, poet, playwright, soldier and actor

“What good is money if it can't buy happiness?”

Agatha Christie book The Man in the Brown Suit

“Money can't buy happiness but it can buy a huge yacht that sails right next to it.”

David Lee Roth (1954) Rock vocalist; lead singer with Van Halen

“While money can't buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.”

Groucho Marx (1890–1977) American comedian

“Whoever opined "Money can't buy you happiness" obviously had far too much of the stuff.”

David Mitchell book Cloud Atlas

“You know they say money can't buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile.”

Bobby Heenan (1944–2017) American professional wrestler, professional wrestling commentator and manager

“If money can't buy happiness, I guess I'll have to rent it.”

"Weird Al" Yankovic (1959) American singer-songwriter, music producer, accordionist, actor, comedian, writer, satirist, and parodist