“If money can't buy happiness, I guess I'll have to rent it.”

“Money doesn't buy happiness, Gytha."
"I only wanted to rent it for a few weeks!”

Terry Pratchett (1948–2015) English author

“Money can't buy you happiness, but happiness isn't everything.”

Jonathan Safran Foer (1977) Novelist

“What good is money if it can't buy happiness?”

Agatha Christie book The Man in the Brown Suit

“Money can't buy happiness but it can buy a huge yacht that sails right next to it.”

David Lee Roth (1954) Rock vocalist; lead singer with Van Halen

“Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.”

Spike Milligan (1918–2002) British-Irish comedian, writer, musician, poet, playwright, soldier and actor

“People who say that money can't buy happiness just don't know where to shop.”

Kathy Lette (1958) Australian author

“Whoever said money can't buy happiness wasn't spending it helping people who needed it.”

Keshia Chante (1988) Canadian actor and musician

“While money can't buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.”

Groucho Marx (1890–1977) American comedian

“Whoever opined "Money can't buy you happiness" obviously had far too much of the stuff.”

David Mitchell book Cloud Atlas