“In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards.”

“When God made man she was practicing.”

“God the first garden made, and the first city Cain.”

“Fear first made gods in the world.”
Primus in orbe deos fecit timor.

“First of all, this prince is an idiot, and, secondly, he is a fool--knows nothing of the world, and has no place in it.”

“It's like the first day back at school. (referring to the number of driver errors made during the first race of the season)”

“Christ was a Jew, and God, he is supposed to have made the universe. That's a little far-fetched because if God made the world, who made God?”

“Man is made by the places in which he lives…”

“God's country. He could have made it smaller and still made the same point.”

“The idiots always rose to the top and made policy.
It explained a lot of things.”