“Your mouth was made to suck my kiss.”

“Sitting on my stool I thought of a bumper sticker: "If Mean People Suck, Why Isn't My Dick In Your Mouth?”

“I can’t believe you grew up and ate a monkey. Worse, I can’t believe I let a guy who ate a monkey kiss my mouth.”
Honey, I kissed more than your mouth.”

“There is rust in my mouth,
the stain of an old kiss.”

“I pop a beautiful sentence into my mouth and suck it like a fruit drop.”

“And kissing him is like sucking on alcohol-soaked feet.”

“Open up your mouth, touch your lips to mine,
That we may make a kiss that can pierce through death and survive.”

“Lips to lips, mouth to mouth,
Comes the speaker of the shrouds,
Suck in the spirit, speak the words,
Let secrets of the dead be heard.”

“People say ‘my phone sucks.’ No it doesn’t! The shittiest cellphone in the world is a miracle. Your life sucks. Around the phone.”

“Seth was a wonderful kisser. He gave the kind of kisses that melted into your mouth and filled you with sweetness. They were like cotton candy.”