“High School is like a spork: it's a crappy spoon and a crappy fork, so in the end it's just plain useless.”

“How can you smell this good after the kind of crappy day we've had?"
"I sweat perfume. Like all girls.”

Rachel Caine (1962) American writer

“You were born at a pretty crappy time in history. And it looks like things are only gonna get worse from here on out.”

Ernest Cline book Ready Player One

“Looks like I’m going to ruin your day, Big Boy. I choose to live my crappy life a little longer. (Susan)”

Sherrilyn Kenyon (1965) Novelist

“You bought me some forks. And knives. And spoons. Because you love me!”

Sarah Dessen book This Lullaby

“The higher my GPA gets the more I realize high school is useless”

Megan McCafferty (1973) American novelist

“I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?”

George Carlin (1937–2008) American stand-up comedian

“I was digging with a fork out of the kitchen drawer, sewing tictacs, I didn't know what the hell I was doing. After a bit I got bored and just started burying cheap spoons to baffle the archaeologists of the future. [On gardening]”

Bill Bailey (1965) English comedian, musician, actor, TV and radio presenter and author

“Prison is like high school with knives.”

Raegan Butcher (1969) American actor and singer

“Creative children do not paint. They mess around. If they have to draw, creative children always end up being the ridiculous kind of child, who produces childern′s drawings Creative children wipe spinach round their gobs, that′s all. Any thing more that these crappy daubnings is the result of education-and before long we′re on a level with Paul Klee.”

Günter Brus (1938) Austrian artist