“I used to wonder what it was like to be rich. Now I am and it turns out to be mostly headaches.”

“Marijuana is like sex. If I don't do it every day, I get a headache. I think marijuana should be recognized for what it is, as a medicine, an herb that grows in the ground. If you need it, use it.”

Willie Nelson (1933) American country music singer-songwriter.

“Yeah, yeah, I know I got rid of the headache. Now I got cancer.”

Abraham Polonsky (1910–1999) American politician

“I am now working on a still life with a bottle and other objects spread out on a plane and it seems to be turning out well.”

Giorgio Morandi (1890–1964) Italian painter

“I don't want to die now!" he yelled. "I've still got a headache! I don't want to go to heaven with a headache, I'd be all cross and wouldn't enjoy it!”

Douglas Adams The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy pentalogy

“He has that look, like I am being unreasonable, like he is so sure I am being unreasonable that I wonder if I am.”

Gillian Flynn book Gone Girl

“What I thought was an end
turned out to be a middle.
What I thought was a brick wall
turned out to be a tunnel.
What I thought was an injustice
turned out to be a color of the sky.”

Tony Hoagland (1953–2018) American writer

“Whenever someone refers to me as someone "who happens to be black," I wonder if they realize that both my parents are black. If I had turned out to be Scandinavian or Chinese, people would have wondered what was going on.”

Thomas Sowell (1930) American economist, social theorist, political philosopher and author

“There is no alternative to work. I find nothing nicer than working. MK tells me that I am a workaholic. If I don’t work I get a headache and I feel depressed. I like to work round the clock all the time.”

Shahrukh Khan (1965) Indian actor, producer and television personality

“I stress that I am not attacking Friends of the Earth, Greenpeace, and the environmental movement in general. They have done some good work overall. I am merely pointing out that they can, and are, used to promote the New World Order, mostly (though certainly not in every case), without their knowledge.”

David Icke (1952) English writer and public speaker