“Cracker-ass? Are you calling me cracker-ass, nigga?!”
Michael Richards (1949) American actor
Laugh Factory incident (2006)
Source: Platero and I (1917), Ch. 55: "Donkeyography" as translated by Antonio T. de Nicolas (1985), p. 66; also translated as "Assography" in translation by Eloïse Roach.
“Cracker-ass? Are you calling me cracker-ass, nigga?!”
Michael Richards (1949) American actor
Laugh Factory incident (2006)
“By outward show let's not be cheated;
An ass should like an ass be treated.”
John Gay (1685–1732) English poet and playwright
XI, "The Packhorse and Carrier"
Fables (1727), Fables, Part the Second (1738)
“As a young man, you need a kick in the ass sometimes. Thank God, I really took that to heart.”
Jordi Vilasuso (1981) American actor
JORDI VILASUSO (REY, Y&R) REFLECTS ON THE GIG THAT LAUNCHED HIS SOAP CAREER https://www.soapoperadigest.com/content/jordi-vilasuso-rey-yr-reflects-on-the-gig-that-launched-his-soap-career/ (August 4, 2020)
“They call me old, but I'm only 65-years old young man.”
Paavo Väyrynen (1946) Finnish politician
Presidential Election Campaign 2012
“Let the orator whom I propose to form, then, be such a one as is characterized by the definition of Marcus Cato, a good man skilled in speaking. But the requisite which Cato has placed first in this definition—that an orator should be a good man—is naturally of more estimation and importance than the other.”
Sit ergo nobis orator quem constituimus is qui a M. Catone finitur vir bonus dicendi peritus, verum, id quod et ille posuit prius et ipsa natura potius ac maius est, utique vir bonus.
Quintilian (35–96) ancient Roman rhetor
Book XII, Chapter I, 1; translation by Rev. John Selby Watson
De Institutione Oratoria (c. 95 AD)
“America is all about speed. Hot, nasty, bad-ass speed.”
Eleanor Roosevelt (1884–1962) American politician, diplomat, and activist, and First Lady of the United States
Deliberately misattributed for comic effect in the opening of the film Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
Misattributed
“This is just so typical of you, Alwin, to be in love with a giant ass.”
Rudy Rucker (1946) American mathematician, computer scientist, science fiction author and philosopher
Source: The Sex Sphere (1983), p. 111
Richard Francis Burton (1821–1890) British explorer, geographer, translator, writer, soldier, orientalist, cartographer, ethnologist, spy, lin…
17th century proverb
Misattributed
Robert G. Ingersoll (1833–1899) Union United States Army officer
The trial of Charles B. Reynolds for blasphemy (1887)