
“Cracker-ass? Are you calling me cracker-ass, nigga?!”
Laugh Factory incident (2006)
Source: Platero and I (1917), Ch. 55: "Donkeyography" as translated by Antonio T. de Nicolas (1985), p. 66; also translated as "Assography" in translation by Eloïse Roach.
“Cracker-ass? Are you calling me cracker-ass, nigga?!”
Laugh Factory incident (2006)
“By outward show let's not be cheated;
An ass should like an ass be treated.”
XI, "The Packhorse and Carrier"
Fables (1727), Fables, Part the Second (1738)
“As a young man, you need a kick in the ass sometimes. Thank God, I really took that to heart.”
JORDI VILASUSO (REY, Y&R) REFLECTS ON THE GIG THAT LAUNCHED HIS SOAP CAREER https://www.soapoperadigest.com/content/jordi-vilasuso-rey-yr-reflects-on-the-gig-that-launched-his-soap-career/ (August 4, 2020)
“They call me old, but I'm only 65-years old young man.”
Presidential Election Campaign 2012
“Let the orator whom I propose to form, then, be such a one as is characterized by the definition of Marcus Cato, a good man skilled in speaking. But the requisite which Cato has placed first in this definition—that an orator should be a good man—is naturally of more estimation and importance than the other.”
Sit ergo nobis orator quem constituimus is qui a M. Catone finitur vir bonus dicendi peritus, verum, id quod et ille posuit prius et ipsa natura potius ac maius est, utique vir bonus.
Book XII, Chapter I, 1; translation by Rev. John Selby Watson
De Institutione Oratoria (c. 95 AD)
“America is all about speed. Hot, nasty, bad-ass speed.”
Deliberately misattributed for comic effect in the opening of the film Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)
Misattributed
“This is just so typical of you, Alwin, to be in love with a giant ass.”
Source: The Sex Sphere (1983), p. 111
17th century proverb
Misattributed
The trial of Charles B. Reynolds for blasphemy (1887)