“Be happy. It really annoys negative people.”

“Really high-minded people are indifferent to happiness, especially other people's.”

“Smiling always seems to annoy people more than actually insulting them. Or maybe I just have an annoying smile.”

“The only really happy people are those who have learned how to serve.”

“I really believe there are some people who hate to contemplate the happiness of others.”

“Nothing annoys people so much as not receiving invitations.”

“People have an annoying habit of remembering things they shouldn't.”

“The health of the people is really the foundation upon which all their happiness and all their powers as a state depend.”

“I hate stupid people. Not only are they annoying, they're also boring.”

“Nobody is really happy with what's on their head. People with straight hair want curly, people with curly want straight, and bald people want everyone to be blind.”