“Football season is over. No More Games.”

“Hey fool, this ain't no football game!”

“Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.”

“Football is an incredible game. Sometimes it's so incredible, it's unbelievable.”

“The way the game is, players come to a football club with baggage. Whether that's positive or negative, they come to a new club with some luggage. Tony's baggage over the last four or five years has been not playing so many games at Tottenham.”

“Driving a Porsche in London is like bringing a Ming vase to a football game.”

“Football is a game played with arms, legs and shoulders but mostly from the neck up.”

“I don't get it: they re-package the same shitty football games every year, update a few stats, call it a new game and millions of suckers keep buying them. What's the point? Why not just go outside and play real football instead? Or even better yet, get bent. Nobody likes football.”

“We've been remarkably consistent, haven't lost a game and we have played stylish football. We have entertained people who just love football.”

“If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.”