“There used to be an old joke in role-playing circles—it isn’t funny these days—that there were only a thousand real people in the UK—everybody else was a non-player character. Now it’s pretty much the reverse.”

Source: Halting State (2007), Chapter 33, “Elaine: Gentlemen and Players” (p. 272)

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