“He is like a cat. And all cats are thieves.”

“If a cat sits on a hot stove, that cat won't sit on a hot stove again. That cat won't sit on a cold stove either. That cat just don't like stoves.”

“You like the party?
Is it in honour of anything?
My cat's birthday.
Where's your cat?
I don't know, he ran away.”

“Cats and monkeys — monkeys and cats — all human life is there!”

“You don't take your cat with you to go bird shopping. Not because the cat isn't polite, but because he's a cat.”

““I never even liked cats all that much.”
“Surely you realize,” said Patience, “that cats are no great respecters of human opinion.””

“Authors like cats because they are such quiet, lovable, wise creatures, and cats like authors for the same reasons.”

“I hope they all go out like Kilkenny cats…”

“The hardest thing of all is to find a black cat in a dark room, especially if there is no cat.”

“I
think that the
world should be full of cats and full of rain, that's all, just
cats and
rain, rain and cats, very nice, good
night.”