“Don't do anything I wouldn't do, if you ever find anything I wouldn't do.”
Terry Pratchett book Carpe Jugulum
Source: Carpe Jugulum
The Des Moines Register https://www.newspapers.com/image/296428181 (11 May 1990)
“Don't do anything I wouldn't do, if you ever find anything I wouldn't do.”
Terry Pratchett book Carpe Jugulum
Source: Carpe Jugulum
“It's not honest. What you do is not honest. What you do is partisan hackery.”
Jon Stewart (1962) American political satirist, writer, television host, actor, media critic and stand-up comedian
Crossfire Appearance (2004)
Context: Stewart: [To Tucker Carlson] How old are you?
Carlson: Thirty-five.
Stewart: And you wear a bow tie... So this is theater... Now, listen, I'm not suggesting that you're not a smart guy, because those are not easy to tie... But the thing is that this—you're doing theater, when you should be doing debate, which would be great... It's not honest. What you do is not honest. What you do is partisan hackery.
“Happy endings are all I can do. I wouldn't know how to write anything else.”
Julia Quinn (1970) American novelist
Source: Romancing Mister Bridgerton
“Not only do I not know what's going on, I wouldn't know what to do about it if I did.”
George Carlin (1937–2008) American stand-up comedian
“If you ever got me, you wouldn't have a clue what to do with me.”
Charlie Kaufman (1958) American screenwriter
Source: Being John Malkovich
“I'll do anything, legal and ethical and honest.”
Rod Blagojevich (1956) Former Governor of Illinois
The Apprentice <br class="br">Source: David, Schaper, Corruption Trial To Start For Ex-Ill. Gov. Blagojevich, June 2, 2010, Morning Edition, National Public Radio, transcript, June 29, 2015 http://www.wbur.org/npr/127362076,
Robert G. Ingersoll (1833–1899) Union United States Army officer
Speech on Religious Intolerance as presented at the Pittsburgh Opera House (14 October 1879).
Context: They say the religion of your fathers is good enough. Why should a father object to your inventing a better plow than he had? They say to me, do you know more than all the theologians dead? Being a perfectly modest man I say I think I do. Now we have come to the conclusion that every man has a right to think. Would God give a bird wings and make it a crime to fly? Would he give me brains and make it a crime to think? Any God that would damn one of his children for the expression of his honest thought wouldn't make a decent thief. When I read a book and don't believe it, I ought to say so. I will do so and take the consequences like a man.
Kofi Annan (1938–2018) 7th Secretary-General of the United Nations
On the film The Interpreter, from "Secretary-General's press encounter" (19 April 2005) http://www.un.org/apps/sg/offthecuff.asp?nid=719