“Rules should always be bent, if not broken. It's the only way to have any fun.”

“But sticking to rules just because they're there does not make them right. You need to learn when the rules should be broken.”

“To me, art has always been a fun way to be creative.”

“Life always has an unhappy ending, but you can have a lot of fun along the way, and everything doesn't have to be dripping in deep significance.”

“One can show the following: given any rule, however "fundamental" or "necessary" for science, there are always circumstances when it is advisable not only to ignore the rule, but to adopt its opposite.”

“Muffins should always be eaten quite calmly, as it is the only way to eat them!”

“Records are made to be broken. Someone else will come along and break it [the record of punts returned for touchdowns], and that's great. You're only here for a short time in your life, so just go out and have fun with it.”

“He wanted to live life in such a way that if a photograph were taken at random, it would be a cool photograph. Things should look right. Fun; there should be a lot of fun and no more sadness than absolutely necessary.”

“We used to have a lot of fun. We never had any problems. We always ate. The fact that we didn't have steak? Who had steak?”

“Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all.”