“I feel the same way about disco as I do about herpes.”

“He shrugged. "The same as any other. It's a way to make people feel better about themselves. Everyone likes feeling special. Being part of an elite group is a way to do that."
"But you weren't part of it?"
"No need. I already know I'm special.”

“I'll think about you everyday. Part of me is scared that there'll come a time when you don't feel the same way, that you'll somehow forget about what we shared, so this is what I want to do forever.”

“I don’t feel ill about anyone. I don’t even feel nice about anyone. I just don’t think about them. I am selfish that way. I think about myself, my films and my friends.”

“What do I myself think of this particular book? I feel lousy about it, but I always feel lousy about my books.”

“I feel about Keaton the way an organist thinks of Bach.”

“There are lots of things I do feel strongly about, but if I speak about them I will be on my best behaviour.”

“I really did not feel okay about any of this, and there was really nothing I could do about any of it.”

“Chances are you feel superior to almost everyone you work with — however, they probably feel the same way about you.”

“No, I don't do that [sing about sex]. My music isn't forward like that. It's not sexual the way Britney's music is sexual. She feels comfortable singing about that, and that's fine, but I just don't talk about that kind of stuff, sorry. I just don't.”