“If she can't spell, why is she a librarian? Librarians should know how to spell.”
Source: Ramona's World
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Beverly Cleary 9
American writer of children's books 1916Related quotes

“The hostess is our modern Sibyl. She is a witch who lays her guests under a spell.”
Source: Orlando: A Biography (1928), Ch. 4
Context: The hostess is our modern Sibyl. She is a witch who lays her guests under a spell. In this house they think themselves happy; in that witty; in a third profound. It is all an illusion (which is nothing against it, for illusions are the most valuable and necessary of all things, and she who can create one is among the world's greatest benefactors), but as it is notorious that illusions are shattered by conflict with reality, so no real happiness, no real wit, no real profundity are tolerated where the illusion prevails.

("The Song Written From The Perspective Of A Young Man Who Works At Starbucks and Probably Self-Harms", Tinselworm (2007))
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“Nanny Ogg knew how to start spelling 'banana', but didn't know how you stopped.”
Source: Witches Abroad

“Pooh, how do you spell love?' 'You don't spell love Piglet, you feel it”
Variant: How do you spell love?
You don't spell it, you feel it.

“Why isn’t the word “phonetically” spelled with an “f”?”