“Did you see my ninja move? That was fast, right?"
"You are not a ninja, Shane."
"I've watched all the movies. I just haven't gotten the certificate from the correspondence course yet.”

“Okay," Claire finally said. "I admit, he has significant ninja qualities."
"Booyah. I will summon the ninja. Oh, and take a lunch break while we burgle."
"You’re going too?"
"Am I not ninja enough? Are you saying that I lack ninja?”

Rachel Caine (1962) American writer

“I'm just saying it's not all sand castles and ninjas.”

Libba Bray Going Bovine

“Medicine cabinets are. Those doors, man. They'll just spring on you like a ninja.”

Barry Lyga (1971) American writer

“The Ninja, as you know, operates by stealth. And so, case in point: I put out records… no one hears them! I make videos… (whispers) no one sees! I go on tour…. (whispers) no one knows! NINJA! I was never here!”

Henry Rollins (1961) American singer-songwriter

“You can't call a ninja lord dweeb.”

Rick Riordan The Maze of Bones

“Because I’m an English ninja,” Tanith replied. “We’re just like regular ninjas, except we wear leather and flirt more.”

Derek Landy (1974) Irish children's writer

“Translators are like ninjas. If you notice them, they’re no good.”

Etgar Keret (1967) Israeli and polish writer and screenwriter

“I never go back on my word! That's my nindo, my ninja way!”

Masashi Kishimoto (1974) Japanese manga artist

“They looked so dangerous, like alligators. Really fast alligators wearing black. Ninja alligators. I decided not to use that one on Megan.”

Brandon Sanderson (1975) American fantasy writer