“Comming from your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man”

“Every man is surrounded by a neighborhood of voluntary spies.”

“Make the study of the Torah your chief occupation; speak little, but accomplish much; and receive every man with a friendly countenance.”

“Oh, come on," Clary said. "You're a vampire, not Spider-Man.”

“I 've lately had two spiders
Crawling upon my startled hopes.
Now though thy friendly hand has brush'd 'em from me,
Yet still they crawl offensive to my eyes:
I would have some kind friend to tread upon 'em.”

“Jesus, man. Why do people want to be Paris Hilton and nobody wants to be Spider-Man?”

“You never read Spider-Man? Accepting your true identity means understanding that you are a stranger to this world. A freak, ostracized by the very people you want to help.”

“I came from a family of repairers. The spider is a repairer. If you bash into the web of a spider, she doesn't get mad. She weaves and repairs it.”

“Think of your head as an unsafe neighborhood; don't go there alone.”

“every generation deserves at least 5 movies named "Spider Man 2"”