“Before a man's forty, girls cost nothing. After that you have to pay money, or tell a story. Of the two, it's the story that hurts most. Anyway I'm not forty yet.”

—  Ian Fleming , book Diamonds Are Forever

Source: Diamonds Are Forever

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English author, journalist and naval intelligence officer 1908–1964

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