“There are only two kinds of languages: the ones people complain about and the ones nobody uses.”

Bjarne Stroustrup's FAQ: Did you really say that?, 2007-11-15 http://www.stroustrup.com/bs_faq.html#really-say-that,
Source: The C++ Programming Language

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