“I think the thing to do is to enjoy the ride while you're on it.”

“If you're going to do it, do it very cautiously. If you're going to ride a bike, ride it the right way. Don't speed. Do it for enjoyment. If you're going to bungee jump, have two cords in case one snaps. I don't ride anything. I just talk trash. That's it.”

“The thing that's so interesting about being alive is that you're all in. No matter what you do you're all in; this is gonna kill you. So I think you might as well play the most magnificent game you can while you're waiting—because, do you have anything better to do, really?”

“If you don't break your ropes while you're alive, do you think ghosts will do it after?”

“You don't have to think about doing the right thing. If you're for the right thing, then you do it without thinking.”

“I thought of that while riding my bicycle.”

“If you're for the right thing, you do it without thinking.”

“If you're going to do something wrong, at least enjoy it.”

“The only thing that would make her jealous would be if I led a parade riding a unicorn while ballerinas sang love songs.”

“your body is not a temple, it's an amusement park. Enjoy the ride.”