“I'm the greatest, I'm a bad man, and I'm pretty!”

“Oh, no, my dear; I'm really a very good man, but I'm a very bad Wizard, I must admit.”

“I'm a leading man trapped inside a bad guy's body.”

“I'm a sick man. And the more I see, the sicker I get. I'm so sick I think everybody else is sick and I'm the only healthy person. That's bad off, isn't it?”

“I'm afraid I'm a practical man,' said the doctor with gruff humour, 'and I don't bother much about religion and philosophy.'
'You'll never be a practical man till you do,' said Father Brown. 'Look here, doctor; you know me pretty well; I think you know I'm not a bigot. You know I know there are all sorts in all religions; good men in bad ones and bad men in good ones.”

“I may be a real bad boy, but baby, I'm a real good man.”

“I'm not a man, I'm Cantona”

“You see, to tall men I'm a midget, and to short men I'm a giant; to the skinny ones I'm a fat man, and to the fat ones I'm a thin man.”

“I'm a moldy moldy man
I'm moldy thru and thru
I'm a moldy moldy man
You would not think it true
I'm moldy til my eyeballs
I'm moldy til my toe
I will not dance I shyballs
I'm such a humble Joe.”

“I'm not the boy that I once was, but I'm not the man I'll be.”