“Hearing nuns' confessions is like being stoned to death with popcorn.”

“I'm starved." -Juli
"How can you be starved? You just ate a huge bowl of popcorn." -Elspeth
"Popcorn isn't food, it's popcorn." -Vicki”

“Whenever they say it can’t be done, remind them that they make a jellybean that tastes exactly like popcorn.”

“Speak straight and clear! I only hear that manly prayer
which like a huge fist breaks my head against the stones.”

“Laughter went on and on, like sunlight and stone, even if the human beings who laughed did not.”

“I have a popcorn problem. I can't stop. I've been known to drive by the movie theater, walk in, just buy a bag of popcorn. It's so good.”

“Oh you know me. I have no emotions. I'm a robot. Or a nun. A robot nun.”

“Nuns with banners!”

“Everybody's a nun.”

“In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is stoned to death.”