“Never trust a pretty girl with an ugly secret.”

“Slutkiss girls, won't you promise her smack?
Is she pretty on the inside?
Is she pretty from the back?
Slutkiss girls, won't you water her rack?
Is she pretty on the inside?
Is she pretty from the back?
Slutkiss girl, molasses, rot blackstrap
Is she rotten on the inside
Is she ugly, ugly from the back?”

Courtney Love (1964) American punk singer-songwriter, musician, actress, and artist

“Most really pretty girls have pretty ugly feet, and so does Mindy Metalman, Lenore notices, all of a sudden.”

David Foster Wallace book The Broom of the System

“Trust a girl of sixteen for knowing well if she is pretty; concerning her plainness she may be ignorant.”

Elizabeth Gaskell book Mary Barton

“The secret of a long life is to never trust a doctor.”

Luise Rainer (1910–2014) German-born Austrian and American film actress

“Sometimes I think I’ll never trust another girl the way I trust you.”

Jenny Han (1980) American writer

“I am not a pretty girl. I don't want to be a pretty girl. No, I want to be more than a pretty girl.”

Ani DiFranco (1970) musician and activist

“There are only two things: love, all sorts of love, with pretty girls, and the music of New Orleans or Duke Ellington. Everything else ought to go, because everything else is ugly.”

Boris Vian (1920–1959) French polymath: writer, poet, musician, singer, translator, critic, actor, inventor and engineer

“Secrets with girls, like loaded guns with boys,
Are never valued till they make a noise.”

George Crabbe (1754–1832) English poet, surgeon, and clergyman

“You should take more pride in your appearance,” I tell him. “You'll never attract girls with an ugly mug like that.”

Darren Shan book Lord Loss