“And specialness - everyone wants it. But Jesus, is it the most essential thing there is? Most people aren't talented. So what are they supposed to do - kill themselves?”

“Most people are so busy knocking themselves out trying to do everything they think they should do, the never get around to doing what they want to do.”

“I’m in favor of legalizing drugs. According to my values system, if people want to kill themselves, they have every right to do so. Most of the harm that comes from drugs is because they are illegal.”

“Things aren't good or bad in and of themselves. It's what we do with them that makes them so.”

“real strength is not hitting when what you most want to do is kill.”

“The thing that is most interesting about government servants is that they believe what they are supposed to believe, they really do believe what they are supposed to believe.”

“Do you want to know why men name their penis? So the most important decisions in their life aren't made by a stranger.”

“Those who are blessed with the most talent don't necessarily outperform everyone else. It's the people with follow-through who excel.”

“There’s only one faith, for example, that kills you or wants to kill you if you draw a bad cartoon of the prophet. There’s only one faith that kills you or wants to kill you if you renounce the faith… obviously, most Muslim people are not terrorists. But ask most Muslim people in the world, if you insult the prophet, do you have what’s coming to you? It’s more than just a fringe element.”

“Don't do what you want. Do what you don't want. Do what you're trained not to want. Do the things that scare you the most.”